There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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