Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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