i just wanna soil my oats bro
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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