hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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