New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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