id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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