Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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