P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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