oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
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