hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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