there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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