i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
At least life still wants to fuck me.
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