She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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