Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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