Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
