There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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