I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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