weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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