dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
How naked do you want me to be?
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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