I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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