I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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