i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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