Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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