spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
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