Reggie can tackle my bush.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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