You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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