You're completely useless in the revolution.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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