Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Randomize
