he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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