I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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