i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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