I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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