I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
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