That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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