Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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