remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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