i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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