She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Randomize
