God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
is that a dick in a sweater?
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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