so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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