**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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