i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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