on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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