Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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