Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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