yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
His nipple licking is glorious
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