Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
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