after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
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