doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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