How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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