So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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