if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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