Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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