I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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