I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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